grandfathers are just mega dads
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
the stages of menstruation
- bleeding so much that you question the fact that you’re not dying
- bleeding suddenly stops and u think you’re done
- bleeding all over your favorite pair of underwear because u thought u were done
- THE BROWN STUFF
- running out of tampons and needing to buy more
- not needing the tampons u just bought because you stop bleeding
Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
at least my coworker is hot
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.
I think Cosmo did some justice on this one
I feel this to my core.
I need proof (notarized proof) that this is from Cosmo. Nope, not gonna believe it.
I actually am astounded this is from Cosmo. wow.
Wh- what?! This is Cosmo?! Like, as in “try surprising your partner by spanking them with a brush when they’re coming out of the shower, they’ll love it” Cosmo?!!
I’m… Well, shit, I’m actually impressed.
Potentially the first sign of the Apocalypse? I’m confused…
*squint* Who are you and what have you done with the real Cosmo?
holy shit… it’s a thing: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/fat-girl
*edit* It’s the real cosmo.. They wanted me to look at some article about long sexy hair, and in order to get out of looking at that article I had to be like “No, I prefer unsexy hair.” Fuck your life cosmo.